I just got on the bus five minutes ago. It was under half full but for some reason my legs were like: ‘hey instead of taking one of the million empty double-seats sit next to this guy in gym gear’. If this wasn’t bad enough then I sent to my girlfriend a text saying ‘omg I need to poop so bad’, and put my phone in my lap without closing the screen and he glanced over and read my poop message. I’ve also been sucking in a fart the entire time I’ve been typing this. God, I am the worst kind of awkward.
If you tell someone that cuttlefish or parrotfish or clownfish change their gender from male to female they’ll react like: ‘Woah, that’s so cool and amazing’. But if a human does it then everyone freaks out and gets angry at them. like huh? huh? what’s up with that people? I learnt about parrotfish and cuttlefish when I was like eight and we were studying coral reefs. But the subject of transgender humans still isn’t considered appropriate for children. What’s up with that?? Why are we so dumb??